Last night at a party, a friend of mine let me know that she recently had an abortion. To this, I drunkenly (and I do not use lightly the word "drunkenly") threw my arm up in the air.
"Alright! Good for you!!!" I said, with my arm hanging in the air.
I was waiting for her to give me a high five.
She did not give me a high five.
I'm an asshole.